Martin: Third day [of filming], I left my three-way [trailer] to go and have my make-up done, with a bowl of porridge in me hand, slipped on some icy steps, and came down like a sack of spuds. And so I had to have that day off.
Benedict: There’s a song in that, the way you were describing it, don’t you think?
Martin: Is there?
Benedict (sings): Freeman fell out of his three-way…
Martin: Are you on drugs?!
Benedict (continues): …on his way to… [laughs] No! No!
(Mark: No. No. I… I’m… This is…)
Ben: I… I… I certainly think there is a song in there.
(Mark: I tell you, here’s my man— you know my mantra…)
Martin: I’ll write it.